"When there's no top on the bus... it's windy..."-seb



"I have to drive this.. we're gonna die."-Pierre



"I need water. Give me water please. They're all empty."-Seb



"Wut up wut up... simple plan" -Chuck



"we had this weird experiment, we thought pierre would be better looking over seas... but he's not."-Pat



Pat- how would you describe you in four words?

pierre- very good in bed



"welcome to... where are we?"- Pierre



"Guten tag mother fuckers."-Pierre



"french lovers everywhere in the world, you wanna call me 1-800- Sex with Jeff."-Jeff



"The passport slap. Jeff can't slap for shit. Jeff is a pussy."- David



pat-how is that diarrhea?

chuck- ahh it's pretty fluid



"im actually glad im still alive, we were all sleeping and all of a sudden it went like (shakes camera). i screamed like a fucking girl appartently"-David



"we destroy everything, including our own bodies, we destroy them, we destroy our legs."-David



"I think their goal is actually to kill the band."-David



"I hurt myself cus i jumped too high."-Seb



"when simple plan travels, we travel in style thats why this time around we decided to travel in this Excellent Saloon"-Seb



"Shirt ok this no good, pants ok shorts no good, shoes ok sandals no good." -Pat



Pierre-We're not into the whole drug thing

Interviewer-If you have a lot of money what would you want to spend it on most?

Pierre-Drugs



"hear that? People praying. they're asking for another simple plan show cus we've been so loud"-Chuck



"my elephant, i bought a drawing of an elephant, yesterday i saw an elephant, it's all about elephants."-Pierre



"look at that mother fucker, Thats some fucked up shit"- Pierre



"im going on stage to rock those kangaroos and koalas"-David



"we found a bird that had the same haircut as david. the comparison is uncanny."-Pat



"and that is the caribean sea, and that is a whole lot of girls."-Pierre



"what the fuck is that, you fucking nasty mother fucker!"-Jeff



"it's a bullet train. and it goes fast like a bullet."-David



"is it ok if we start crying?"-David for perfect video



"thats what this video is all about. naked women on roof tops."- Seb



"i have trouble standing still."-Pierre



"i have the bubble jet right where my penis is, and it feels great!"-David



"i think our DVD is gonna be all about me walking down the street and thats why it's gonna be funny."-Seb



"you're hand gets numb so when ur doing it, its kind of like someone else is doing it."-Seb with the "stranger"



"Toss the dice. Toss the diace. ok just wanted to sound retarded. Thoss the Dhice. (weird voice)."-Pierre



"it's that time a week again when i gotta brush them teeth. three times a day my ass "-Pat



"he says i need some braces. i don't beliee that"-Pat



Pierre-lets go check on our little slave

Pat-oh pierre give me water i think i got a heat stroke

Pierre-shut up you pussy, no



Pat-What the fuck happened Pierre? (when pierre is bandaged for im just a kid video)

David-You shouldn't have done that to me man.



"I used to clean the stupid toilets at my stupid highschool."-Seb



"This is too beautiful."-Seb



"Im gonna come to your house and cut you!"-Seb



"thats a cool color, I like it."-Pierre



"I took pictures like a fucking tourist."-David



"I get out of the car and then i get run over by a bus,, And then I ah.. I guess i didn't die cus ya... ok bye."-Seb



"I usually get one or two girls looking at me while I sing"- Pierre



"This is Alcatraz. And the food sucks there."-David



"When Im 80 and all wrinkly, i'll be like, What the hell does SP mean? and then i'll be like, awwwck I remember."-Seb



"It (Eiffel Tower) symbolizes the French Penis in it's glory"-Seb



"San Francisco!"-Pierre



"I'm not drinking beer right now..." -Jeff



Pierre: I feel like shit

Pat: You smell like shit

Pierre (frowns, sad look)